5. The Best Advice
A fable that follows: A Pig out of Mud!
The farmer was plum out of ideas. He needed advice as to how to catch a fox. “And who will you ask?” his wife demanded. “It won’t be you!” answered the farmer irritably. “Sure as I know a thing or two,” she said, “an ounce of doing cures a pound of talk. You’ll see how far advice gets you!” “And I will!” retorted the farmer. Off he went! One neighbor told him one way, another neighbor told him another. And some said the opposite.
Late afternoon the farmer met a neighbor with a very long snout. “I know just how to catch a fox!” said this neighbor. “And how would that be?” asked the farmer. “I will tell you for the price of a chicken,” said the neighbor. So the farmer gave his long-snouted neighbor one chicken. That night the farmer tied some twine to a chicken’s toe and the other end to his own toe. That way, the neighbor had told him, you will know when the fox is stealing the chickens.
In the middle of the night, the fox retied that twine round a sleeping bull’s tale and bit the bull darn hard on its behind. Off the charged the bull and out came the farmer, bed and all, dragged behind him by the big toe! When the bedraggled farmer finally returned, days later, his wife said sweetly: “You know…”
“The best advice comes with no strings attached.”
Be it known that this fable is followed by: Greener Grass: The Sixth of Several Fables!
two, three turkeys, four—busy day for just one
March 30th | 2009
Dust of Snow
Robert Frost reciting “Dust of Snow”:
Iambic: Unstressed syllable followed by a stressed Syllable.
Dimeter: Two Metrical Feet per line.
This lovely little poem is written in two stanzas. The rhyme of each Stanza is called a Cross Rhyme, Interlocking Rhyme, or Alternating Rhyme scheme.
Frost varies the iambic foot with anapestic feet in the first foot of the fourth line, the second foot of the fifth line and in both feet of the final line. The majority of the metrical feet are iambic, however, which is why this poem would be considered Iambic Dimeter.
Anapests are considered a variant foot when found in an Iambic Pattern.
And that’s that.
For more information on any of these terms, visit my post on the basics of scansion.
And, for another poem in Iambic Dimeter, check out my own poem: A February Bat.